Tag Archives: Black Cats

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones – Jar Jar Binks Gungan Senator Now a senator from Naboo, Jar Jar Binks wears ceremonial Gungan dress, in keeping with the ceremonial grandeur of the Senate. In a twist of fate, Jar Jar is manipulated into proposing the motion that gives Chancellor Palpatine the powers of an emperor. Wrap the included electroshock effect around Jar Jar’s Gungan electropole, or wrap it around enemies to capture them. This action figure stands 3.75 inches tall.
Customer Review: I love to hate him
You might find it kinda strange, but in spite of my complete and absolute contempt for this unspeakably lame character, I do own– or, to be more accurate, DID own– this particular action figure of him. I actually found it kinda cool… especially after I broke out my magnifying glass and melted a big ol’ hole in his brainless noggin. Then I used my Dremel tool to saw off those stupid floppy ears of his. After that I pulled out a length of twine, strung him up, tied the other end of the twine to the back bumper of my pickup truck, and drove around the block a few times, dragging his sorry little carcass behind me. After that little adventure, I covered this horrid chunk o’ plastic in several Black Cats, lit the fuse, and enjoyed the fireworks show! Finally, the coup de grace: I pulled out my 10-pound sledge and put the `Jar outta his misery, then threw the remains in the trash bin… which was a far better burial than he ever deserved, by the way. Now, THAT’SA bombad!